Mummy Dearest Lyrics

My baby's gone to jail She won't be out for quite a while My baby's gone to jail Cos she set fire to my child Do you know what she did? She charcoal grilled the kid Then got a buta...Read Full Lyrics

I met her at the Sailor's Arms, a bar down by the docks Full of prostitutes and deviants and fellas wearing frocks Went there to drown my sorrow, my misery and pain With fourteen m...Read Full Lyrics

Let's dig, let's jump Let's get into the river and a-humma-humma-hump Your tail, tail wag Let's get into the kennel and shagga-shagga-shag Shang-a-lang, shang-a-lang Shang-a-lang-d...Read Full Lyrics

When I get famous There'll be so many people want to know me So if you want to know me right now You'd better make some kind of an effort When I get famous there'll be so many peop...Read Full Lyrics

Sooty's all grown up, he's not a puppet anymore He's interested in getting pissed and passing out on the floor He glassed Basil Brush with a bottle of Stout And threw a dart in Swe...Read Full Lyrics

With a downward blast From his doughy arse Like a lance of fire He shot up the mast As he mumbled blasphemous epitaphs "I am the sailor!" And the captain cried with a mighty heave...Read Full Lyrics

(Tim reads this poem) If I asked all the women of the world what it was to be a lesbian, They would be silent, oh mother. And yet, if I was to ask all the men (men is the derivativ...Read Full Lyrics

Broken down ditch water brown, Pure radiance and another dead city. I heard a voice alluring and cool say, Live to ride, ride to live, hey! Gasket's blown, the engine's shot, ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm wet and I'm moist So come on let's rejoice In the birds, the bees, the fillies and the colts And the fact that we are all young adults And lie back on your couch After this the...Read Full Lyrics

The harbour's misty in the morning love, oh, how I miss December The frangipani opens up to kiss the salty air I know you're gettin' ready for the office I suppose he's still there...Read Full Lyrics