My Advice To You Lyrics

Congratulations everyone and two and three and four You've really made my day for me So here's what I've in store An ounce of tea that will if we Stir well turn into glue, Should M...Read Full Lyrics

No matter how I try I just can't say goodbye No matter whay you say Looks like I'm here to stay No matter where I go I don't know if you know But everywhere we been I'm kept in qu...Read Full Lyrics

Every other morning I lie in bed awake And wonder why the dawning Always has to break Could it be it must As we all expect it to Could it be I just Simply haven't got a clue And wh...Read Full Lyrics

If I give up the seat I've been saving To some elderly lady or man Am I being a good boy Am I your pride and joy Mother please if your pleased say I am And if while in the course o...Read Full Lyrics

I don't know why I came here on my own There's so little to do I'm like a dog without a bone If I can't get to sleep I'll just count sheep Nothing to do about much I could wander ...Read Full Lyrics

Number 4 In the beginning There was one-- Himself had just began Then along came Number 2-- The other way round is your clue And after that came 3-- Written by you know me Now I'm ...Read Full Lyrics

Ooh baby your love is so bad You baby you're driving me mad Ooh baby your kiss is so sweet You baby knock me off my feet Ooh baby I wish you were mine Ooh baby we'd have a good tim...Read Full Lyrics

I want to tell you, I might as well do About a girl I met back in May Her name is Rita and you should see her And she goes Ooh wakka doo wakka day She's got a brother like any othe...Read Full Lyrics

Why is it you must be so very cruel to me In order to be kind Why when I hold you close do you insist your toes Are being stood on by mine Why when I kiss your lips do you astound...Read Full Lyrics

I've never been able To stand on a table Without using both of my feet I've always resisted The choice that was listed Whenever I sat down to eat Now don't think me rude But that ...Read Full Lyrics