My Alcoholic Friends Lyrics

There is this thing that's like touching except you don't touch Back in the day it just went without saying at all All the world's history gradually dying of shock There is this th...Read Full Lyrics

Presenting modern moonlight just as advertised Coke and Pepsi finally found a compromise How can they complain that we're all fucked up kids When they keep on changing who our moth...Read Full Lyrics

Let's get lost Fingers crossed It is an ordinary evening I am broadcasting are you receiving Sick sick sound All fall down It is a necessary evil Just like highway gas stations an...Read Full Lyrics

There's no end to the love you can give When you change your point of view to underfoot Very good You may be flat but you're breathing And there's no doubt he's at home in his roo...Read Full Lyrics

Dear Mr. and or Mrs. sender We're pleased to inform you that your application's been accepted Starting from the time you get this letter Your life will be one never-ending "hope yo...Read Full Lyrics

The record goes from blue to gold, so thank you for all your help I know you want to jump around but try to contain yourself You always struck me as the type to take it lightly But...Read Full Lyrics

Raise your glass, We have incorporated. Place your bets, We're all so sick of waiting. Queen takes Jack, You got me this time, But I'll get you back. So pick a number. To all the ...Read Full Lyrics

I've been feeling dull as a coat hanger Pretty as a picture of a patient on a fresh IV Giddy as a gang banger with a set of sutures Where his Magic Johnson ought to be Yes, I'll t...Read Full Lyrics