My Alcoholic Friends Lyrics

We're a sorry bunch The odds of it are such a drag my darling I could've lost her hand You should look where you are going God I could have lost my life But I would lose a hun...Read Full Lyrics

There is this thing that's like touching except you don't touch Back in the day, it just went without saying at all All the world's history gradually dying of shock There is thing ...Read Full Lyrics

He's been trying with limited success To get this girl to let him get into her pants But every time he thinks he's getting close She threatens death before he gets a chance And th...Read Full Lyrics

Sorry for swipe off But you know they'll hunt you down Drop every box and step back The spring might come out My little miss cotton You're quite the stubborn kind If we can...Read Full Lyrics

Nothing is certain at this time of day You could reverberate you could decay The mouse and the model are laughing at us We'll risk it we're desperate for someone to trust Let's st...Read Full Lyrics

I've been driving around town With my head spinning around Everywhere I look I see Your '96 Jeep Cherokee You're a bully and a clown You made me cry and put me down After all that...Read Full Lyrics

Red brush Washing up Look I made america Hush hush Don't don't rush And don't try to care too much Brown wine Turpentine Somethings musn't be combined Sleep now Never fear All you...Read Full Lyrics

I could make a dress A robe fit for a prince I could clothe a continent But I can't sew a stitch I can paint my face And stand very very still Its not very practical But it still ...Read Full Lyrics

The time has come to speak of many things Of jacks and queens and kings I bared my wrists and promised to begin But you cut the blade straight in Try hard my love do you hear the...Read Full Lyrics

Thirty licks with a belt - same old tricks on myself And I wonder does everyone else live this way A succession of tests a triumphant success Each time I'm still intact at the end ...Read Full Lyrics