My Beach Lyrics

This is a factual letter from Hawaii. The names of the spots have been changed to protect the locals. Howzit, bruddah? Peter and I went out to Hana Bay last Wednesday. It was a pe...Read Full Lyrics

This is my wave baby Don't cut me off Dropping down left Eat the rocks My waves baby Gonna break your face Go back to the valley And don't come back My waves baby Gonna break you...Read Full Lyrics

Sand's too hot Water's too cold Guy's too young Girl's too old Surf's too bug and gnarly (for me) I go into the water My body just gets numb I stepped on a shark Boy that thing wa...Read Full Lyrics

Now that surfing's caught on There's less waves to go around I'm a fool to stay in town A fool to stay in town Now it's the goons in the water That are bringing on a slaughter Gon...Read Full Lyrics

If you ride the waves as much as me You gotta get your trip together early Hop in the combi, head up the coast Check out the spots that you love the most If you're lucky and the w...Read Full Lyrics

All right! Out of the water! Cut your hair! No talking! All right you fish! Fall in! Stand up straight! Yes sir Suck in that gut! Yes sir Look sharp, surfer! Yes sir You...Read Full Lyrics

Forget about the surf You gotta know that it's royal Scooping up the ones With the suntan oil Only one thing better than the beach and the curls Teenage girls Teenage girls - we ...Read Full Lyrics

Somebody ripped my stick That guy must be a prick I guess I finally ran out of luck If I ever find him he's gonna get fucked That board was really fine Got it in Hawai'i it was on...Read Full Lyrics

OK Walk the nose Trim a little Hang your toes In the middle Kick out baba Can't get no ding Paddle on out Just doing my thing Surf tomorrow Surf's up, they say Surf tomorrow Surf'...Read Full Lyrics

Watch out for the dummies Here they come They come out on weekends Boy are they dumb Look out for the dummies There's a million and more They'll rip off your spot They think they'...Read Full Lyrics