My Best Friend's Girl Lyrics

My window won't roll up because the handle's all screwed up The fumes I'm breathing in will make me vomit But that don't make me frown, I'm showing all the town My brown Mercury Co...Read Full Lyrics

Have you seen the look in a pirate's eyes When he hears the words "last call" Stand back and clear a path to the bar Cuz someone's gonna fall All aboard a tiny ship a bunch of sal...Read Full Lyrics

She's a stigma in my eyes With pouty lips and fingertips She paralyzes when I've got Something to say And I can't help it cuz It's always been that way Walk away from your attack D...Read Full Lyrics

I'm gonna be a plastic tree A character transparency I figured out I'm fitting in Nobody will notice me here You know me don't know me the crasher Familiar face without a trace A...Read Full Lyrics

1, 2, 3, testing please It's broken again It's broken again 1, 2, 3, testing me I'm broken again I'm broken again I don't really know what's wrong I don't wanna sing this song 1...Read Full Lyrics

There's a picture of a girl in my head, a real life tragedy I'd like to think that I imagined it, but it happened to me And I think I actually saw her once, right in front of my fa...Read Full Lyrics

You wouldn't do it with a trout A gas can with an open spout But you left me out A wallet with a thousand dollars Both your dogs without their collars But you left me out I only ...Read Full Lyrics

Bigger than a medicine ball, but lighter than a shotput Whether you grab him by the hand, or whether you grab him by the foot Some people say it's wrong, but it's really fun Swing ...Read Full Lyrics

Can I say can I say That I've been listening to Your bullshit and it's 6 feet deep And you're all dead When you're awake And it's too late To think about the things That kept you d...Read Full Lyrics

We're in love with you all You've been the best crowd so far It's time to break up with everybody Time to sever and let go It breaks our heart That this show can't last forever And...Read Full Lyrics