My Coke Lyrics

This is the story about a time I drank myself to deathI was at a dinner partyWith a free bar and some booze for saleI was halfway down a bottle of whiskeyWhen my buddy calledHe tol...Read Full Lyrics

This goes out to the number one mall cop in the worldYou know who you arePaul Blart, the fucking mall copHe rides a fucking Segway 'til his heart stopsPaul Blart, the fucking mall ...Read Full Lyrics

Crawling through this cityLooking for some drugs to scoreBut when you find your way back homeIt's not there anymoreYou may search for answers To the things you thought was trueWhat...Read Full Lyrics

Hey little kid!Everyone knows what you didYou cry all the timeIf I was you, I'd leave it behindGot drunk on that moonshineChugged it down and now you're blindThe hangover is hereYe...Read Full Lyrics

The full moon is on its wayTime to lock myself up, in chainsThe tiny peasants stand no chanceWhen I turn they'll die by these handsScared of the nightThe darkness is comingThey can...Read Full Lyrics

It's HalloweenBut do they need to be afraidWhen they ain't got a houseFor people to trick or treatIt's HalloweenBut do they really know at allWhen they ain't got no clothes to wear...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a filler I keep your attentionYou just want the mainstream songsI just fill a spot on the album, babyIf you think I'm good, you're wrongListen to these nonsense lyricsYou may t...Read Full Lyrics

My name is Billy BillysonI drive a big ass pickup truckGot fifty beers all stacked up in my pickup truckI drink a lot of whiskeyThen I drive my kids to schoolAnd all the faggot lib...Read Full Lyrics

Everybody's got this feeling inside(It kicks in every morning and starts to burn)You just gotta have it there is nowhere to hide(When you taste it your life starts to turn)Alcohol,...Read Full Lyrics

Was I glad when you said that you wanted to goI was sad, I said yes, my heart said noI was pleased, was at ease, I felt deceasedI was sore, I was torn, you said goodbyeIt was all o...Read Full Lyrics