My Darling Lyrics

As I stepped Into the living room I took a chair Down by the phone I picked it up And dialed your number But then set it down I knew it was too late I can’t sleep Wh...Read Full Lyrics

1, 2, 3, 4… By the fire on my lips Hot candle wax drips I perspire Late Afternoon Desire Though you’re so pretty I feel sad for all the chances I’ve had To lend ...Read Full Lyrics

This wine is good - I think I’ll drink it all Hand me over to the authorities I’m in Hell, stuck here thinking I don’t know what to make of all of this If I could sleep...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, Bikini Babes Magazine I'm picking up the latest copy I can't wait to see every girl On the pages of the book Oh, Bikini Babes Magazine I'm picking up the latest copy I ...Read Full Lyrics

What’s with these dumb dorks dissing my bike? Why do they gotta suck? What did we ever do to these dorks That made them so violent? Woo-hoo, but I have jawbreakers Woo-hoo...Read Full Lyrics

You can’t handle the bike You can’t handle the bike The bike is coming for you I am coming for you Get ready to die The dorks start to run This feels like the hunt [...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro] Always keep some jawbreakers in your garage Just for the little ones And always keep your bike in your garage Just for the little ones [Verse 1] In case Jimmy comes...Read Full Lyrics

Plank I miss your Oakwood shaft Makes me want to Take you back I wish you were with me Me, and not Johnny I wish you were with me Me, and not johnny Your open eyes And...Read Full Lyrics

Needles Needles (needles) Needles (aagh) I had to get a shot today It was the worst I ever had (needles) Needles Needles He'll have Ed's try to punch them in the face ...Read Full Lyrics

I don't want To be at the old house It's spooky there It makes me pee my pants I'm fuckin up this song Cause of how scared I am This spooky house Spooky house Spooky ho...Read Full Lyrics