My Dj Lyrics

The first time that I met my mate Was in the roller rink where I went to skate It was early in the decade around '83 Back then Maskell's was the place to be Pay two quid for your ...Read Full Lyrics

My name is professor doppleganger and I am here to unlock the secrets of your mind, to discover why you really are the psychotic trauma case that we have been told you are by the a...Read Full Lyrics

Fuk'n love fags man So... er.. so... so what fags you got man? What you smokin' then? I got fukin', I got Marlboro lights man, they come, look, in they're own fukin' box look That'...Read Full Lyrics

Knowsit, Knowsit, know-kn-know-knowsit (repeat 3x) Kno-kno-kno-kno-kno-kno-kno-kno-knowsit (Repeat 3x) Safe safe safe safe Safe safe safe safe Safe safe safe safe Safe safe Safe sa...Read Full Lyrics

I'm gonna lie on my back and you put your fingers down my mouth right, no, no do it right, like aaugh uuuugh! I'm gonna do a jimi hendrix, .. Eeuuughh.... I'm gonna be sick in my s...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I'm fucked, it's half-two... I gotta get 'ome... How're we gonna get outta here man, what you gonna do? Let's call a taxi.... You know I've had some of the best times in a ta...Read Full Lyrics

Burned a new hole in my tracksuit today, Smoking Soap Bar without an ashtray, Red-hot nylon dripping on my skin, I ripped the fucker off, and threw it in the bin, Soap Bar's cheap,...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah, can you feel it, it's the Goldie Lookin' Chain with 2 Hats He's back and this time he's the shotgun surgeon You Knows Shotgun Surgery My name's 2 Hats, I'm in the glc Shotgun...Read Full Lyrics

Yo... Where's my draw... I can't find my draw.... No, that's Paul's draw... I don't want Paul's draw, I want my draw Yes, Mystikal, back in position Known thru time as the metaphys...Read Full Lyrics

Spaceman, blow up.......... Oh, maggot, he's a modern day fagan Turfing out your pockets like a christian burns a pagan Dripping with charm, style and panache He'll leave you sore...Read Full Lyrics