My Friends Suck Lyrics

Alternative Girl. I can't believe I just fell in love with you. Because you look so cool. Some say you're strange but to me you're just plain beautiful. You shop at the lab. Expen...Read Full Lyrics

Deep down inside me, I feel I need a change. So sick of everything, it all just seems the same. Always unhappy, I cannot find a smile. Wasting my life away, I guess you can call it...Read Full Lyrics

Hey all you girls, I've seen you at the parties. I've seen you getting drunk, making fools of yourselves. But its okay! I'll get together with you anyways. Just as long as I never ...Read Full Lyrics

Impotency really sucks. I don't know why I can't get it up. Why me?! Why?! All of my friends make fun of me. "Hard to ejaculate! Easy to pee!" Now I can dance with girls without g...Read Full Lyrics

Hey, I cannot wait until the end. The end is near and coming soon. You're not bad but you're not great. You're just a broad in a mental state. I cannot read between the lines. Pret...Read Full Lyrics

Now I've been workin' at this company for three years, You think by then that I'd earned some respect. But the company is run by high corporate fagots. Who're only interested in ga...Read Full Lyrics