My Friends Lyrics

They're always doin' fry They try to get me high I felt the pressure but I never did They used to call me dude Put it in my food I never wanted to when I was a kid ??? ??? Took m...Read Full Lyrics

My father had dementia He lied in bed for months Once in a while he'd call me And ask me to fly down I told him that I'd love to But I had things to do And so he died without his s...Read Full Lyrics

Happy birthday, you're not special. you're getting older, but not much better. we all want to embarrass you, that's why we're singing this song. so happy fucking birthday. you're n...Read Full Lyrics

Life is fast but I don't wanna live past you, cause you are my only roots I was the king of the drug booze thing now I've worn out the soles of my party boots So call me shit-faced...Read Full Lyrics

Inconsequent, social infant, insolent, insignificant And you're my sycophant Brown noser, confidante poser Shoved down the garbage disposer, sycophant Yes feeder, accolade breeder ...Read Full Lyrics

No class, no job I'm just a victim of society a slob No ass, no head I gotta go home and jack off instead No mind, no kind My brain is jelly and my memory is blind No way, no way I...Read Full Lyrics

I've got no problems Sitting by yourself, No friends are near You got a needle in one hand, And in the other one a beer. You can't cope with life, You can't even get up, Who's gon...Read Full Lyrics

You can't believe the things you see and read The Soviet threat Our pseudo enemy What's scaring me? Our foreign policy To make the world safe for business Call it democracy Our hu...Read Full Lyrics

Olive me, why not take all? Can't you see I'm no good without you? Take these arms I wanna loose 'em Take these lips I'll never use them. Your goodbye left me with eyes How can I ...Read Full Lyrics

[Melvin] Life on a mattress in a room- In a room full of emptiness [Fat Mike] Knowledge has much better uses Than self-pity and superiority [Melvin] Maybe you are or could be the...Read Full Lyrics