My Husband Was A Weatherman Lyrics

My shoes went out with a pair of red high heels last night My girlfriend just won't understand it She thinks that I'm the one to blame, but that's not right My shoes are in cont...Read Full Lyrics

I got a bunch of bananas and a bottle of bleach Five cans of cat food, a chicken, and a peach I had enough trouble picking out all this food I can't stand decisions, I think it's s...Read Full Lyrics

I was sensitive before it was in style But that was never enough Ever new philosophy that you'd adopt Seemed to make sense to me too When we tripped together I thought we wer...Read Full Lyrics

Have you seen my woman walkin'? With a basket on her head She looks so strong and healthy Lord, she's not underfed Pounded Pounded on a Rock She's goin' down to the river Gonna dum...Read Full Lyrics

I've been having dreams of what may come to be What a nightmare Haven't found a job since I got my G. E. D. What do I care And in my dreams I am a short order cook Slinging burgers...Read Full Lyrics

You can here me in the early hours Drumming onthe screens You can dance and run in summer showers I'm feeding the greens You'll laugh in a child-like way When you water... Every ot...Read Full Lyrics

The next thing I knew, there was a pain in my head like My sinuses were cracking. The Santa Ana winds had come Back, and the whole city of L. A. Was acting like it had Pms. I hea...Read Full Lyrics

He comes down the chimney In a sharkskin suit Under the tree He's leaving lots of loot Your name's on the tag Santa's got a brand new bag He's makin' a list And he's checking it tw...Read Full Lyrics

We had a spark and we had fire Kisses that sizzled on our lips Beatnik poets rolled their own Rich folks had filter tips We had time enough to live forever You lit me up with ...Read Full Lyrics

Him: Pardon me I couldn't help but see That you only have a small amount of laundry I don't have much You don't have much Why don't we both share a load? Her: No, but thanks I've...Read Full Lyrics