My Life Is a Mediocre Piece of Shit Lyrics

I love her 'cause she hates me andShe hates me 'cause I love her so.The passion of her annoyance takes me,Rakes me over the hot coals,Her incinerator heart, who is itBurning for?He...Read Full Lyrics

Hot steam rising from the swamp, by the tar road.Crawdads kicking in the dirt.Serious cleavage in pink motels.(The) preacher's emptying his bucket.Forks in the road.Pock marks in s...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a solid rockI'm of average worthI'm a pillar of saltI'm the salt of the earthIt all turns redI can't smellYeah they're all dead, butIt's so hard to tell.I'm the head of this fa...Read Full Lyrics

Jagged, abrupt fragments devoid of meaningRandomly disconnected without contextA constant barrage of clutter filling your face nowRandomly interconnected yet insaneSuck it down - S...Read Full Lyrics

You'll never find meYou little monkeyCome here and kiss meYou little monkeyBaby fat - Baby fatChubby little cherubBaby fat - Baby fatRolling on the groundRunning up and downPouting...Read Full Lyrics

I was doing sound at the funeralShe was so remarkably thinFlinty stock - Granny shoesBetsy Johnson, 1982Open mike at the memorialEliot, Joyce and Pound crowdNo-one spoke - Not at a...Read Full Lyrics

I see the rain - I see the rainI see the storm aheadI see the waves crash on the rocksI hear the waves - I see your nameI see the clouds aheadI see the day crash on the shoreHere's...Read Full Lyrics

Did you miss me?Did you miss me?Did you miss me?Did ya, did ya miss me?I think you missed meI think you missed meI haven't thought of you, at allDid you miss me?Did you miss me?Did...Read Full Lyrics

Mr. Pinkus needs a proper suitA cellphone by his sideA pair of wing tipped patent leather shoesAn authoritative tieSearching in big pocketsFor that tiny rocketNo grip can relinquis...Read Full Lyrics

Ann, I'm so wiredAnn, I'm so wiredAnn, I'm so wiredAnn, I'm so wiredWhen I dieWhen I goSpread my ashes on an all ages show...Read Full Lyrics