My Mom Lyrics

You were on my mind at least nine tenths of yesterday It seemed as if perhaps I'd gone insane What is it about you that has commandeered my brain? Maybe it's your awesome songs or ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm nobody's hippie and the best medicine Is back on track with his taco bell girlfriend Maybe i'll listen to back in black again And write more letters that i'll never send And p...Read Full Lyrics

Jimmy would always look out At all the motorcycles As they passed him by In his mama's car They was going somewhere Not very far But jimmy just sat in the backseat thinking One da...Read Full Lyrics

The rocks with holes are cold in her pocket The clock controls the payroll in her rocket Her eyeballs roll and roll in their sockets Her teachers can't stand it- her teachers say "...Read Full Lyrics

Hey, papa make mama a smoothie Make mama a smoothie right now Hey, papa make mama a smoothie 'Cause when mama drinks a smoothie little baby goes wild And it starts splashing and a...Read Full Lyrics

I was quiet as a mouse When I snuck into your house And took roofies with your spouse In a nit and out a louse And lice are lousy all the time They suck your blood drink your wine ...Read Full Lyrics

Mama, it is raining leaves, It's snowing leaves, They're falling down, I love the way she says that and, I love this part of town. I love being surrounded by so many kinds of trees...Read Full Lyrics

Shoulda heard what my talking ernest said to your talking pee-wee He said "last night that furby it was talkin to me Talking in the language of love" And then my talking ernest sa...Read Full Lyrics

Where better to go with a two-year-old who gets cabin fever when it's Raining cold? Or you could just chill out, no whistles and bells, and read everything by ...,..., and wells We...Read Full Lyrics

When they ask me what I need i'll say a capo, a lemonade, a dollar fifty A big bathtub, prosthetic feet, diana ross' role in mahogany So I can hang out with billy dee williams, and...Read Full Lyrics