My Old Man Lyrics

The first bite of the apple made Eve smart The second bite taught her how to break men's hearts The third bite taught her how to strut her stuff But she never got to the fourth bit...Read Full Lyrics

The stock is empty in our eyeball store All we got left a few cataracts and sores The faggot mimic machine never had ideas Mission impossible they self destruct on fear On a stand...Read Full Lyrics

It was only the time of the newly born dead With wispy cobwebs in your head The polar moon looked out instead Goin' wild Liquor shifting through the brain The manic depressive goe...Read Full Lyrics

I don't like guilt be it stoned or stupid drunk and disorderly I ain't no cupid Two years ago today I was arrested on Christmas Eve I don't want pain, I want to walk not be carrie...Read Full Lyrics

I really care a lot although I look like I do not Since I was shot there's nobody but you I know I look blase (Note: blase - "e" with acute) party Andy's what the papers say At di...Read Full Lyrics

It must be nice to be steady, it must be nice to be firm It must be nice never to move off the mark It must be nice to be dependable and never let anyone down It must be great to b...Read Full Lyrics

I was sleeping, gently napping when I heard the phone Who is on the other end talking am I even home Did you see what she did to him did you hear what they said Just a New York co...Read Full Lyrics

I know you're disappointed in the way I handled things You're thinking I misread the times and acted cowardly And since what I do affects us both and you feel that I let you down ...Read Full Lyrics

Hey, if you're moving too fast don't you want this thing last But if you start moving slow and - hey, pretty mama, you just will have to go, because - It's nobody's business but m...Read Full Lyrics

Somebody's got to help me This girl's drivin' me insane Cause some they likes it hot, and some they likes it cold And some they just don't like it at, like it at all now Somebody'...Read Full Lyrics