My Own Best Friend Lyrics

This nine pound hammer Is a little too heavy Buddy for my size Buddy for my size So I'm going on the mountain Just to see my baby And I ain't coming back No I ain't coming back Ch...Read Full Lyrics

I got a girl that ain't got no home She ain't very fat just skin and bones She don't cast no shadow because she's so thin Never knows where she going but she knows were she's been ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Last night Turned on the TV Looked out the window And then pulled down the shades And I came to The conclusion My mind could not be made [Verse 2] She said "We...Read Full Lyrics

I know that you're sad I know that you're lonely You lie awake 'till way past when I want you to know That I'm leaving you only 'cause I might not get the chance again. Chorus: I'...Read Full Lyrics

Forty-five minutes Forty-five cents Sixty-five agents sitting on a fence Singing, hey brother Look what we got for you We're gonna rope off an area And put on a show From the canad...Read Full Lyrics

Why do you always seem to criticize me Seems like everything I do just turns out wrong Why don't you come on out and despise me So I could pack my bag and baby I'd be gone Remembe...Read Full Lyrics

The rain came down On the tin roof Hardly A sound was left From the birthday party The kitchen light Fell asleep On the bedroom floor Me and her were talking softer Than all the ti...Read Full Lyrics

Barley malts and does eat oats and little girls are lively And your liveliness has left me in a brew So I'm sitting here just drinking beer Cause there's nothing else to do. And wh...Read Full Lyrics

A young man from a small town With a very large imagination Lay alone in his room with his radio on Looking for another station When the static from the mouthpiece Gave way to the ...Read Full Lyrics

Woke up this morning. Put on my slippers. Walked in the kitchen and died. And oh what a feeling! When my soul went thru the ceiling. And on up into heaven I did ride. When I got th...Read Full Lyrics