My School Prayer Lyrics

John Q. Congress became a man In the mean streets of Happyburb Spent his allowance at Dairy Queen Jumped his Stingray off the curb Rose to fame in the Little League It was there wi...Read Full Lyrics

Well, it ain't no hype Times is tough I'm cryin' and wipin' my nose on my cuff And I stand out on the sidewalk with my hand out in the cold Buddy, can you spare a billion dollars? ...Read Full Lyrics

Art is fair and Art is fine A holy elevation from the lowly swine A thing of beauty in the grand design Aaaa... who needs it? Art is Man's redeeming grace Illuminates and educate...Read Full Lyrics

My life is black. My beret is black. My apartment is black. My girlfriend is, well, she's very tan. Oh, vast blatant train yard of apocalyptic America, hissing and groaning like ...Read Full Lyrics

Thomas Jefferson walks in a bar with Newt Gingrich on his shoulders. Bartender says, "Who's the arrogant windbag?" Jefferson says, "That's Newt Gingrich." The bartender says, "I wa...Read Full Lyrics

We're Privateers... of the Public Airwaves! (spoken) Beware, ye Public Broadcasters! We're comin' for to scuttle your scurvy membership We'll be about as subtle as a sloop upon...Read Full Lyrics

Dear Parking Offender, We have reviewed your appeal Of the above-referenced citation And found it not Worth squat. Please remit the past-due fine, The late payment fee And three ...Read Full Lyrics