My Secret Origin Lyrics

Stop talking about comic books or I'll kill you. I don't care if the Hulk could defeat the Man of Steel. I'm gonna rearrange your face if you continue to debate Whether Logan's cla...Read Full Lyrics

You take your shoes off but your feet don't smell You called this meeting but you wouldn't tell Now I can see you're gonna give me hell I am the cheese and you're the farmer in the...Read Full Lyrics

Adam: We were doing Mok 1 in the Ookla-mobile Luis: And Rand was at the wheel Rand: With gear and clothes and Adam Crammed against the windshield A: We were gonna filk until the br...Read Full Lyrics

I got bitten by a radioactive bug I tried an experimental drug I went out for a stroll on a gamma testing range I found an enchanted Uru cane I made a serum that made me small I mo...Read Full Lyrics

It was time to make the doughnuts it was very very early It was 2: 37 in the afternoon I turned off my alarm clock and I stumbled over several Pizza boxes and my girlfriend on the ...Read Full Lyrics

On the Skrull home world in a secret laboratory They modified a chromosome and so begins the story Of a Skrull whose nearly impossible chore Is to battle and defeat the Fantastic F...Read Full Lyrics

This song's not overstrong, but this song's not overlong. This song won't overwow, but this song is over now....Read Full Lyrics

I wouldn't mind if you died I couldn't care less if you weren't alive Even if I tried I never think about you all the time, you never cross my mind And I don't talk about you till ...Read Full Lyrics

Jimmy always was a restless boy You could see it in his eyes There was something wrong when I watched my son When Jimmy watched the skies And very often on an Iowa night I'd see hi...Read Full Lyrics

I was talking to my friend Tommy, he's almost 6.3 years old. I said, "Is it just me, or has Power Rangers gone to shit this season?" and he shook his head and said, "I know." I Sai...Read Full Lyrics