My Stupid Life Lyrics

Introducing the reverend Hellacious Boom Boom! So good of you to come, I call on the priests, the saints, the dancin' girls and the God-damned reprobates! Our decisions must be fin...Read Full Lyrics

My new girlfriend is better than you she's got bigger breasts and a higher IQ and she always knows which fork to use and she doesn't always have some lame excuse she's a-wigglin' a...Read Full Lyrics

How many times have I looked at her lies and covered my eyes though I understand her inimical and diabolical plan? She's my accuser I don't want to lose her just want to confuse he...Read Full Lyrics

I wasn't ready for thisIt isn't something you'd missI'm gonna spit every wordSo that my hate can be heardIt's for the M.B.L.A.I wish them cancerous decayThat puts an end to their d...Read Full Lyrics

There was something in the way you said never to call me again and now I know I should have read between the lines back then and there were secrets that you almost kept that were q...Read Full Lyrics

Now we are 21Now we have to get things doneWe can't watch Brady BunchWe can't eat Captain CrunchAaaah!When I was 17I used to watch TVbut now I'm 21I have toget things doneevery day...Read Full Lyrics

My name shined so brightReflecting in my lightsSomeone put a sign upOn this rainy nightNaturally I stoppedAll three doors were lockedWhen right out of nowhereCame this creepy manWi...Read Full Lyrics

And there you were, your beauty caught me by surpriseI held my tongue in silence, takenIn all my life I never dreamed someone like youCould be true, now i know it's youChorus:Where...Read Full Lyrics

Heard em talkin down around the town like I don’t notice Don’t make me have to pull that thang and leave you open Play me for a fool, but see here this is not a joke when I tel...Read Full Lyrics

I heard you I heard youI hope you hear meI want to believe you but I can't agreeI won't believe what I can't seeyou can't fool meOne big lieI talked to you all nightyou told me you...Read Full Lyrics