My Town Lyrics

I'm crazy I'm out of my mind I said I'm crazy and you're out of time Oh yes, so crazy, so sick of your kind I said I'm crazy baby, and you're out of line Every time you look at me ...Read Full Lyrics

[Chorus:] Oh I wanna fight yea fight fight fight fight fight for my constitutional right to party and bear arms Yea Some wars are not worth the fight But that was 30 years before ...Read Full Lyrics

Wrap your legs around me baby I'll fill you with my love I'll be pullin' out my power pole girlie And show you what it does Most girls are afraid of me But once you give me a chanc...Read Full Lyrics

Welcome to my breakfast table this is what you'll find A different kind of breakfast food that leaves the real ones far behind What's the fucking deal, all these brand names all ar...Read Full Lyrics

Stop, people please While surfing in the ocean I somehow lost my hairpiece I watched my ace increase As some pesky octopus took the tuft of manhood from me Duck diving for my...Read Full Lyrics

American flag waving high Protecting it I want to die I don't know about you man But I'd rather die Than live under communist rules Let 'em go ahead and try American flag, red, whi...Read Full Lyrics

You know, what pisses me off more than anything is all these people who Aren't exactly politically correct. Like the other day, I was out walking My Siberian-American huskies. And ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm not Who you think i am. And i think you could Use a head exam. And i know, I'm not allways right. But how can we make babies, If you won't spend the night. (chorus) Just beca...Read Full Lyrics

Pot I need pot You stupid fuckin hippy s***s Out of dope so throw a fit Pot Pot is good for my lungs It helps me grow cancer scums Pot Tie dye shirts are really neat Sell your car ...Read Full Lyrics

If I lived in a perfect world I would spend my days lying in the sun The party never ends in a perfect world If your life has hit the skids Wave goodbye to the wife & kids I'm read...Read Full Lyrics