Myopic Friends Lyrics

Heavens above, I could never hate her She's done nothing wrong A photograph of Rita Hayworth A Latin bombshell, an atom bomb Lovely Rita, America's sweetheart The girl next ...Read Full Lyrics

If I've told him once I've told him a thousand times But he refuses to listen He's the perpetrator of some hideous crimes He's a hopeless fashion victim I'm less than impre...Read Full Lyrics

The letters she wrote all day long She never showed them to anyone Is there someone in there Who could show her how to have some fun again? Her friends were never going to pret...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, you'd think I would have learned by now But no — I make the same mistake somehow Time and time again I've been doing it for days Putting it off and putting it off I've been ...Read Full Lyrics

We've done thousands of things together Feels like we've been friends forever But there's on thing I know you've never done The time has come I don't care about the weather...Read Full Lyrics

Twenty-five year old teenager steals every scene He's got wrinkles in his forehead He's supposed to be younger than me He's a rebel with a clause His contracts guaranteed He'...Read Full Lyrics

Accidents will happen Catastrophes will occur One hour in your kitchen is boring enough You locked me in for twenty-four Catastrophes can happen Accidents will occur I was ...Read Full Lyrics

I walk right past his window when the light is growing dim He looks away from me and as I glance in at him He owns one bed, one bookcase and the television He sits and watches a...Read Full Lyrics

Breakfast, sat on a Japanese mattress Getting this happy takes practice The world would be duller without us Blacklist anyone who tries to attack this They can say what they li...Read Full Lyrics

If it's not raining you can see right down the hill from My friend's window To the church at the foot of the council flats that I Pass when I walk home And here I am with time on m...Read Full Lyrics