Naked Women and Beer Lyrics

She turnedA twisted smileI felt her envyAnd then suddenly she turned and bared her teeth in distasteAnd I said, "what would you know... how could you ever know?"His mouth was a tig...Read Full Lyrics

You branded me with fingerprintsWhen you pulled me to your breastClinging to my vanity'Til I was to weak to protestYou never leave me aloneI could've done the same to youArmed with...Read Full Lyrics

She only likes big parties with folks of social fameShe knows them all the big and small even calls them by first namesBut there's no place for me in that world where she spends al...Read Full Lyrics

Next time I say goodbye I'm leaving I'm leaving even though I love you soNext time I say goodbye I'm leaving unless I change my mind before I goI know that's what I said the last t...Read Full Lyrics

HeartbreakerWith cheater eyesWon't think nothin'If you don't think twice'Cause I'm Just Like YouYou've run into someoneJust Like YouRomancerCaught you back in townTurn your back on...Read Full Lyrics

Well I work like a dog eight hours a day you know I'm nearly deadWhen I stop by a bar on my way home and loosen up my headLord knows this is a hard life sometimes it'll drive a man...Read Full Lyrics

"Bet she's a secret admirer of Lady GodivaShe'd strip at the flip of a hat""You know they cancelled her charge accountWhaddya think of that?"She felt the alienation from her friend...Read Full Lyrics

No letter today I've waited since dawn I've waited each day since you have been goneNo letter today all the days are so long oh why don't you write I know I was wrongJust give me o...Read Full Lyrics

Just another way to pass the time (I know)A "D" in science for a passing gradeDrinking vodka with your lemonadeCHORUSAnd oh--oh... What Your Mama Don't KnowOh--oh... What Your Mama...Read Full Lyrics

Checking (account)Inflation's got me overdrawnAnd my sable socks are wornTiming... (good timing)You don't fit this master planAnd your checks will pay for my new tanCHORUSWhen it's...Read Full Lyrics