Narcotics for the Troubled Mind (New Version) Lyrics

Making cookies is like making goldBecause they’re so rewarding!I’ll show you how to feel rewardedFirst preheat the oven to 350 degreesThen you check that you have all the prope...Read Full Lyrics

The frog, the dogPut in a test tubeFor you to gargle atYou evil manI hate youYou disgust meYou’re disgustingScalpel,Magnifying glassSyringes lined upFilled with strange liquidsLi...Read Full Lyrics

Balsamic vinegar isn't grog or rum;It's only good for basting fish or plums. [x2]Ya-har, I sail the seven seas in search for children's bloodI fire many cannonballs and none of the...Read Full Lyrics

Aye, come on nowWe’re gonna singOf a man who was a kingIn the olden daysAnd this dragon-manWas attacking himCuz he’s boredBurning their villagersAnd hurting their national prid...Read Full Lyrics

(Aaawwwwwwuuuuuu) Gugefnlsdfbnv Scarily Verily creeping down the hall Looking for what I dropped earlier My bright red bouncy ball Fuh-oh I found a key Where does it lead? I'm not ...Read Full Lyrics

DucksDucks (ducks, ducks)Ducks (ducks, ducks)(Ducks)(Ducks, ducks, ducks)DucksDucks…...Read Full Lyrics

I was in the bathroomMy butt was about to go boomI just sat there all nightI prayed it would be alrightHe was a plumberAnd he wanted my numberI think he was gayCuz he wore his pant...Read Full Lyrics

This one For Britians!We’re Britians!Right-hoAnd we’re British and we drink beerAnd the onions and rabyeah yeah yeah yeah yeahWe are BritianYes, yes, yeah yeah yeah yeahYeah ye...Read Full Lyrics

You are under arrestYou have the right to remain silentAnything you say or doCan and will be used against youIn the court of lawYou have the right to remain silentAnything you say ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a vampireI happen to be a vampireAnd I don't like your faceSo I'm going to just feast on your blood, bloodI always wear blackI never look backFrom that house I just feasted upo...Read Full Lyrics