Nat King Cole Lyrics

Verse: In a land made of string Where the hills are balls of twine And the doctor knits the sun Down in a baseball diamond mine And the mozzarella sweaters Get sewn to the tits Wh...Read Full Lyrics

There's no wrong way to fuck a girl with no legs Just tell her you love her as she's crawlin' away. There's no wrong way to fuck a bitch with no faith. Now you'll never be sad agai...Read Full Lyrics

Here comes Ted with his best friend Fred Coming up the avenue Here comes Mike and you look just like him Up and down the avenue Those guys stay up on the party line They make you ...Read Full Lyrics

All the women in the factory When their faces blow a fuse it's a miracle I have to feed them facts to be alone Magnifico! Oh, fellas and umbrellas in the middle of the night What y...Read Full Lyrics

I had to pay the toll Cut loose on an uptown stroll How do ya need me so much? No amount of love can satisfy you I had to cut the cheese I'm out of luck so I thank you, please How...Read Full Lyrics

There are men in shades, just standing around. These bleeding stars, the paradox. Let the eyes of god be our guide to find a gentle path. There's a broken record playing a tune. T...Read Full Lyrics

Seven upstairs brothels with placards on the mantels And ten fish flavored samples with candles in the back He was a well dressed suitor, he had bad breath and cander I think they ...Read Full Lyrics

In the front of the line, Now i'm back at home. I wanna live my life, In a bathtub. Roll a dirty dice, And you're playin' blood. Stole a maxipad, Because i abandoned love. It rem...Read Full Lyrics

I feel lovely To live in a bachelors pad I feel lucky But its not my choice to feel bad Its not weary No matter how sad that I roll 'Cause here by your side I'm so pious a...Read Full Lyrics

If there's a heart inside your eye If there's a clock inside your head If there's a girl outside your bed Put your face in my place My head is falling off my head And I don't want...Read Full Lyrics