Neptune's Call Lyrics

Well, my son asked me today, "Is this another Vietnam?"I said, "Son, you know it's, well it's, no it's,hmm, go ask your mom."It brought back such precious memoriesOf my days in bus...Read Full Lyrics

There's this great Popeye cartoon where he gets inside of Bluto's shirt. And he's popping out of his sleeves going, "Here I yam, Over here, Yoo hoo!" And Bluto is confused - He's g...Read Full Lyrics

God made the world in seven daysWell, that’s one week to be specificNow, that’s what I call scientificSay Hallelujah, sing His praise Four thousand forty-two B.C.On Monday, Aug...Read Full Lyrics

Oh baby, looking at you tonightThere’s something I’d like to do tonightAnd I believe in Abstinence OnlyBut I don’t want to leave you lonely So abstain with me, babyAll night ...Read Full Lyrics

Every time we think about same-sex marriageIt makes us sick to our gutsI mean, two people who want to commit to a stableMonogamous life-long relationshipWhat are they, nuts?It's un...Read Full Lyrics

Thoughts seem to stumble out of my mouth I can't seem to stop and talk to them Fear tries, to pierce the armor of truth Hollowpoint sniper hyperbole I can't, seem To follow a pend...Read Full Lyrics

Wake up breathe out tell me what youThought about I just gotta knowBreakdown falling caught me on myknees im crawling to be with youHelp me help you, you swept me off myFeet I need...Read Full Lyrics

you can only live off scraps for so long until you realize winter's cold. you can only live off smoking scraps for so long until you stop getting stoned. from what i hear you still...Read Full Lyrics

i am the golden cross that you hang upside down on your upside down wall. i stood for four long years i was hiding the truth, i let you fall. i am that fucking kid you forgot who w...Read Full Lyrics

Words and Music by Zeke SayerI bought a gun the other daygot a good price I have to sayIn my hands it's really coldleft one in the chamber or so I'm toldSo I, took her out for a li...Read Full Lyrics