Neptune's Daughter Lyrics

[Verse 1] Intern chokes on his gooseberry fool Consternation in the typing pool Press the flesh, do the deal Book your place on the hamster wheel See that PowerPoint presentat...Read Full Lyrics

Good morning, Ms Monroe Erm, have you got a mo? There’s something you should know It’s about Billy Bird He left without a word And what is more I’ve heard He had appare...Read Full Lyrics

No matter how I try, I just can't get her out of my mind And I when I sleep I visualize her. I saw her in the pub, I met her later at the nightclub. A mutual friend introduced us ...Read Full Lyrics

I'll have a shower And then phone my brother up Within the hour I'll smash another cup Please don't start saying that Or I'll start believing you If I start believing you I'll know...Read Full Lyrics

I reside in Prince Of Wales Drive In a mansion block named "Primrose" With constant hot water it's got all it oughta Behind Victorian windows But nonetheless, I must confess I'm l...Read Full Lyrics

Give me your love And I'll give you the perfect lovesong With a divine Beatles bassline And a big old Beach Boys sound I'll match you pound for pound Like heavy-weights in the fina...Read Full Lyrics

[Interlude] Idea for a sitcom: Philip and Steve's Furniture Removal Company Based on the early lives of Philip Glass and Steve Reich in New York in the 60's Many hilarious gags...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro] Creativity? Minimal, vague Viewing? Big Bang Theory mostly And BBC4 documentaries about transport infrastructure Cleanliness? I had a shower this morning, erm Altho...Read Full Lyrics

There's a young lady called Rosie; She is my West Country girl. I promised her that no matter Where I should go in the world, I'd send a postcard to her... I'll send a postcard fro...Read Full Lyrics

Laugh at the tears you're crying Smile while your head explodes You don't have to take this lying down So blow your nose, baby Just get your fingers clicking To the rhythm and the ...Read Full Lyrics