Never Be This Young Again Lyrics

I was settin' in Friday's suckin' on a glass of wine,When in walked this chick who almost struck me blind.She had wet blue eyes and her legs were long and fine;On a scale of one to...Read Full Lyrics

Henry Green was an engineer driver of the five-o-nine.On his regular run he would stop for some funWith the ladies down the line.He'd love 'em and deceive 'emLie to 'em and leave '...Read Full Lyrics

Like crippled ships that made itThrough a storm and finally reached a quiet shoreThe homeless found a home on Susan's floor.Didn't feel so cold and tiredStretched out before her fi...Read Full Lyrics

On the way to the bottomI met an ole friend of mine.He said "Buddy, I do believeThis is the end of the line".I said, "The end of the line...Shoot, come on and have another round,An...Read Full Lyrics

They say to have her hair done, Liz flies all the way to France,And Jackie's seen in a discothèque, doin' a brand new dance.And the White House social season, should be glitterin'...Read Full Lyrics

She's paintin' her fingernails, waitin' for somethin' to happen,Listenin' to love songs and watchin' the clock on the wall.She could fix a cheese sandwich, but someone might ask he...Read Full Lyrics

PAUL[NOTE:There are at least THREE versions of "PAUL":1. From Silverstein's "Dirty Feet -- Collection of Songs by Shel Silverstein", copyright 1968, Evil Eye Music.2. From Bobby Ba...Read Full Lyrics

Penicillin Penny,She's the queen of the Sunset Strip.If she ever gives you anyThen you better see your doctor real quick.From the backseat of Cadillac carsTo the floor of mens room...Read Full Lyrics

There once was a boy named Gimmesome Roy. He was nothing like me or you.'Cause laying back and getting high was all he cared to do.As a kid, he sat in the cellar, sniffing airplane...Read Full Lyrics

Dave McGunn was a surfin' bum, half-crazed by the blazin' sun.From Waikiki to the Bering Sea, he rode 'em one by one.Now he hung offshore 'bout a mile or more, out where the dolphi...Read Full Lyrics