Never Bite A Married Woman On The Thigh Lyrics

Oh if you read in the papers that she's been seen A gettin' in an out of some millionare's long custom made limousine She may fool you with her smile but I can see That's just her ...Read Full Lyrics

Now a little bitty termite, he come knockin', Knockin' at my front door, He walked right in, sat right down Started nibblin' on the kitchen floor He chewed on the walls and the...Read Full Lyrics

Haha I kissed Polly goodnight haha as we stood at her front door Now she's quite a proper lady so I didn't ask for anything more But haha I was feeling oh so groovie that I went do...Read Full Lyrics

She arrives in all her splendor Every night at nine o'clock. And her chariot is the cross-town bus That stops right down the block. Then the old piano minstrel Plays her song ...Read Full Lyrics

I been collectin' matches for 20 years or more I got about a hundred thousand books of 'em, Sittin' in my end table draw So that if Raquel Welch comes knockin' at my door And a...Read Full Lyrics

Oh Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout would not take the garbage out She'd wash the dishes and scrub the pans cook the yams and spice the hams And though her parents would scream and shout...Read Full Lyrics

There was a group called called Scum of the Earth And they say they got their birth In a basement bar on Greek Street down in Soho The bass man he smoked grass and the drummer he k...Read Full Lyrics

Hey boys you know once I was took in by a girl with a twinkly eye And the first time that I wasn't lookin' she run off with a handsomer guy oh my But I'm an ingenious feller yeah a...Read Full Lyrics

Oh they won't let us show it at the beach no they won't let us show it at the beach They think we're gonna grab it if it gets within our reach And they won't let us show it at the ...Read Full Lyrics

Someone ate the baby it's rather sad to say Someone ate the baby so she won't be out to play We'll never hear her whiney cry or have to feel if she is dry We'll never hear her aski...Read Full Lyrics