Never Set the Cat on Fire Lyrics

Heather has a cookie – that makes her happyBen has no cookie – that makes him sadBen has no cookie – that makes me happyEverybody’s happy, except for Ben!John has a doughnu...Read Full Lyrics

CHORUS:If it’s smaller than your elbow, don’t put it in your noseIf you found it in the sink, don’t put it in your noseIf it’s glass or brass or chewing gum or gushes from ...Read Full Lyrics

I’ll be a pirate – YARR!An outlaw with a bowI’ll be a super-secret ninja spy whose face you’ll never knowI’ll be a tiger – RARR!A sailor or an elfI’ll find a dinosaur...Read Full Lyrics

CHORUS:Orcs will eat you, trolls will tooGoblins beat you into gooBut elves are vegetarian, we like our fruits and grainsWe think we’re extra civilized ’cause we don’t eat th...Read Full Lyrics

Summer by summerI’m learning new secretsI’m learning new thingsThat will help me be freeLike how to tame fireHow to say ‘no’ and mean itHow to stand up ‘stead of bending ...Read Full Lyrics

What do you see up there?I see a mare with a braided maneNahhh – it’s more like a duckNo, that one’s a duckWhy not a swan? With a ring on its toe… that is stole from a gian...Read Full Lyrics

The first thing I rememberWere the sweets my mother gave meThe balls of herbs and honeyThat she’d give me when I criedShe laughed a lot, my motherShe was bright, and light, and s...Read Full Lyrics

The day was youngAs we rode along the riverAnd I swearHe was the fairest thing to grace those steady banksIn ages come and lost foreverThere was a mystery about himLike a thousand ...Read Full Lyrics

You know him as a soldier and a suitorYou know him as a dream that fills your heartYou know him on his very best behaviourBecause he’s worked to win you from the startCHORUS:He m...Read Full Lyrics

He said he valued dutyI am dutifulI knew he wanted beautyI am beautifulBut I am not enoughI am not enoughI take no other comfortI am loyalI bear my pain with graceThe perfect royal...Read Full Lyrics