Next Ex-Girlfriend [DVD] Lyrics

2, 3, this song goes out to my good friends Especially the ones I had before the Grammy Nominations in 2003 And to all the girls from back in high school Who actually spoke to me e...Read Full Lyrics

She don't even know exactly where she wants to go Is that a double negative oh never mind let's go To the next line of the story I met her at the smoothie king she said Seattle's b...Read Full Lyrics

All right, this is a sad sad situation One, two, three! Hitched a ride I was so messed up But I sure was glad to meet ya You took my heart like they towed my car And they're both...Read Full Lyrics

Not much to lean on, I'll get through it You know I do it to myself anyway She's got my calls blocked and she's through with it You know I do it to myself anyway You know I think ...Read Full Lyrics

Ladies and Gentlemen In this corner weighting in at one hundred and thirty one pounds I'm sorry correction one hundred and twenty six pounds Is the girl that broke my heart Isn't s...Read Full Lyrics

Well it was ugly but we made it this far Some have gone but I forget who they are Now the hangovers are worse but we get through them fine Sleeping late but we're not lazy Getting ...Read Full Lyrics

I almost got drunk at school at fourteen, Where I almost made out with the Homecoming Queen, Who almost went on to be Ms. Texas, But lost to a slut with much bigger breastests I al...Read Full Lyrics