Night Of The Living Lyrics

I am just an ordinary guy, with a very ordinary life.I have a house and a kid and a wife. Isn't that oh so very nice?I get up to be at work by 9. Every month I pay my bills on time...Read Full Lyrics

Such a tricky equation, my girl, between us 2.But I see a solution in the way she looks at you.So the fact I'm taken need not leave us disgraced.And this moment won't be forsaken a...Read Full Lyrics

What's the matter? Bettin' that I threaten your security.Denying and defying sense of "racial purity".The tricks are 86'ed, there ain't nothing to be fixed.Who you calling "mixed u...Read Full Lyrics

[Judge Dread]: "Coo, what a nice day. I think I'll have a lay down in the sand, terrific! Might as well get me rock out. Don't leave it in the sun to long though, it'll get all sti...Read Full Lyrics

I am not a qualified physician And I do not want to give this injection I am not a qualified physician And I do not want to give this injection Dorothy's begging for trouble She ...Read Full Lyrics

I know a girl who works on a farmIf you listen to me I'll tell you a yarnAlways asleep by ten o'clockAt six on the dot she's up with the cockUp with the cock (x2)At six o'clock she...Read Full Lyrics

Say there darling,How about a dateLet's go 'round the toplessI know one that ain't too farAnd say there darlingWon't you come alongYou do just what I tell yaAnd ya won't go wrongOh...Read Full Lyrics

Last Friday night; you went with a friend,Stood at the back until the end.The music played, I lost my chance,You didn’t know I couldn’t dance.Hello, Baby, I think about you eve...Read Full Lyrics

All aboard, rudeness trainTell your sister to come down quickAnd she can have a suck of my dickOn the rudeness trainI gave her one in the corridorAnd after that she wanted moreOn t...Read Full Lyrics

"I'll tell you a story about a geezer called the Winkle Man, a right dirty sod!The Winkle Man comes down the streetAnd serves all the ladysWhat do you know, nine months on,They've ...Read Full Lyrics