No Baloney Homosapiens Lyrics

If you were Lucy I'd be your Ricky When you were juicy I'd get real sticky And when you're magic It makes me tricky, too Yeah, I'm a Sony You're Panasonic I'm heavy metal You're ph...Read Full Lyrics

I bought a Porsche And I'm leavin Grand Rapids Quit my job, quit my school Quit this place My mother cried My father was fried Hey, I've got no time, man I want to say goodbye to m...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah, I'm such a liar One time I told you You were the highlight Of all of my sexual life While I'm confessing When you're undressing I was picking the lock On your safe with my k...Read Full Lyrics

If I ain't cool My daddy gonna send me To Military School If I ain't nice My girlie gonna freeze me With cold shoulder ice If I'm real late My teacher gonna use me For alligator ba...Read Full Lyrics

I was just kicking down the street And the sun was in my eyes So I couldn't see the truck That was sixty times my size And just seconds off from splattering me Let me tell you...Read Full Lyrics