No Chance Lyrics

Duck and Sally insideThey're cooking for the down fiveWho're staring at Miss RayonWho's busy licking up her pig penI'm searching for my mainlineI said I couldn't hit it sidewaysI s...Read Full Lyrics

A son who is cursed with a harridan motherOr a weak simpering father at bestIs raised to play out the timeless classical motivesOf filial love and incestHow does heSpeak to aHow do...Read Full Lyrics

Jenny said, when she was just five years oldYou know there's nothin' happening at allEvery time she put on the radioThere was nothin' goin' down at allNot at allOne fine mornin', s...Read Full Lyrics

Men of good fortune, often cause empires to fallWhile men of poor beginnings, often can't do anything at allThe rich son waits for his father to dieThe poor just drink and cryAnd m...Read Full Lyrics

I know you're disappointedIn the way I handled thingsYou're thinking I misread the timesAnd acted cowardlyAnd since what I do affects us bothAnd you feel that I let you down[Chorus...Read Full Lyrics

I'm just a gift to the women of this worldI'm just a gift to the women of this worldResponsibility sits so hard on my shoulderLike a good wine, I'm better as I grow older, and now ...Read Full Lyrics

Holly came from Miami F.L.A.Hitch-hiked her way across the U.S.A.Plucked her eyebrows on the wayShaved her legs and then he was a sheShe said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild sid...Read Full Lyrics

There's a down town fairy singing out "Proud Mary"as she cruises Christopher StreetAnd some Southern Queen is acting loud and meanwhere the docks and the Badlands meetThis Hallowee...Read Full Lyrics

White light goin' messin' up my mindDon't you know, it's gonna make me go blindWhite heat, goin' down to my toesLord have mercy, white light had it, goodness knowsWhite light goin'...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a little balloon and I get puffed upSqueeze me and bend me it's never enoughPut your lips around me, blow me upBut if you prick me I will popI'm a little balloon full and firmH...Read Full Lyrics