No Happy Ending Tune Lyrics

This is a story about a friend of mine He is abnormally intelligent He could bust a phatty rhyme Even when he got up in the blunt But that all changed when the girl who he lives wi...Read Full Lyrics

Just tell me his name, Just tell me you didn't get laid in our bedroom. And was it the same? Just tell me if his dick is bigger than mine. Do you remember the way it was when I was...Read Full Lyrics

I don't get to see you that often Here we are again and it's Christmas time When u flirt you are relentless... how I love to be defenseless Yeah once again u corner me... once agai...Read Full Lyrics

That night that you got on a plane to Los Angeles I turned back into the me that I was That guy that would go out to buy a new porno and come back with twenty...the pervert you lov...Read Full Lyrics

Cough up the rent Mr. Kent And don't try to blame it on the government Your wife is a clown she's in town She gets with some other guy Are you gonna finish your fat? 'Cause I'd li...Read Full Lyrics

You think I don't see you but I do Creepin around with yer hot pants on And them patent leather shoes Please forgive me baby But I've been up here too long Now everybody sing along...Read Full Lyrics

Man I think it's just a little sleazy You said you was like butter but you're cheesy To treat me like I'm spinner bait you can't wait Go fish off some other dock Chorus Hey, Mr. B...Read Full Lyrics

I'd trade all my sunshine, for twin towers to hide behind And find you there And I left on that sunday To come home on a tuesday Well I never I never thought I'd have to stay and w...Read Full Lyrics

Hey fair weather friend, You know you're ripping me down again, And I don't care what you say, I can tell when we play, That you don't believe in me, So this is how it'll end, Like...Read Full Lyrics

I know I'm a little erratic and sometimes my chickens are chasing my rabbits Do you think you can stand it? I don't have the right to stand here and demand it And just like you th...Read Full Lyrics