No One Ever Needs To Pee In Movies Lyrics

[Verse 1] Her boots are bluer, Than the flowers in the manure, Scattered along the trail where all the cattle go. Her eyes are browner than the dirty, muddy ground where, The ...Read Full Lyrics

[Chorus] My pet monster. Sharp teeth, soft fur. Sometimes I wonder why we get along, yeah. My pet monster. Sharp teeth, soft fur. When he burps, it sounds like thunder. [V...Read Full Lyrics

First, I'd like to thank the teacher for selecting me first, To give my presentation that I totally remembered was today. I spent the whole weekend doing lots of preparation, An...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] We've been friends for a while. We've seen each other cry, we've made each other smile. I'd do anything for you. Well, keeping it real, that's not exactly true. If...Read Full Lyrics

[Chorus] Pokey the porcupine, He mostly takes his time. Doesn't get a lot of hugs but doesn't mind. Pokey the porcupine. [Verse 1] Once, Pokey slipped and rolled down a hil...Read Full Lyrics

I met you on a Monday and we shared a smile. We took some time on Tuesday to sit and talk awhile. I went to see you Wednesday. I couldn't look away. For three fun hours Thursday...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] This is a very important message, please listen closely to this song, Even if you disagree with me, even if you think I'm wrong. [Chorus] Please don't pee, In the ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Honey Bear and his sister were walking home. She was crying cuz she dropped her ice cream cone. Honey Bear said, "You're ok, But maybe Poopers can make your day! " S...Read Full Lyrics

Sally sells sea shells by the shiny sea shore, So she can see the shimmering silver ships. In sunshiny summers, she strolls along the sea shore, Shoelessly splashing somersaults...Read Full Lyrics

School's out; we're free! Right now that sounds good to me. Thank you, teachers, for all you've done. Now it's time for some summer fun. I'm gonna miss you, my friends, So u...Read Full Lyrics