(one, two, thray, four, one, two [nasal hocking sound])I used to be a pinball freakThat's where you'd find me every weekBut now it's Pacman!Ye-ea-ah it's the Pac-ma-an!I love to go...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
I'm never satisfied with three meals a dayWhile the world is sleeping I'll be munching awayGonna sneak into the kitchen, gonna tiptoe down and turn on the lightRight, yeah,if no on...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Is it on?Okay.1, 2.1, 2, 5, 6.Let me tell you 'bout the school cafeteria,It's got all the others beat.It sells over four million burgers a year.Just think, that's almost two pounds...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Had ourselves a little barbequeCorn on the cob and mashed potatoes tooJoe got the Fritos, Ernie got the stewSo what did you bring?We got the beefWe got the beefWe got the beefYeah!...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
You don't take your showersYou don't use Ban Roll OnPlease don't come near me anymoreI'll throw up on the floor because you make me illI remember when...You used to smell half-dece...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
How about making a run for the border?How about me deserving a break today?How about getting some fries with my order?How about finally letting me have it my way?Thank you Burger K...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Late at night, you're hungryYou're craving some pizzaLet me be the one that you callOlive or anchovyPerhaps pepperoniAnything you want, we've got it allNear, far, I'll jump in my c...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
I am the big man restless the living past and futureA fraction of a second and now is lost foreverMy mirror image a picture in the staticTranscending through the present a fracture...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Covenant
War Pimp Renaissance
War Pimp Renaissance
War Pimp Renaissance
War Pimp Renaissance
Yippee Tai-Yai-Yai Yo
Evil Commie empire's gone
Yippee Tai-Yai-Yai Yay
Now we're the only one
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Artist - Lard
I wanna be a drug-sniffing dog
So I can snort coke all day long
Bite my master when it suits me
Get off on diminished capacity
I wanna be a customs man
Snoop through your stuff 'ca...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Lard