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On this most cherished morn you opened a can of corn and twisted out the blinds, revealing a room adorned with packages to wrap. There's room at the edges for a victory lap when th...Read Full Lyrics

I spent a long time on the fence. I spoke in riddles in a vague future tense, my words plumped and fit to dispense. I was a leader to some but it made no difference because those w...Read Full Lyrics

I'm passing you the note 'cause you're the one I want to vote "yes." I'm passing you the note 'cause I'm the boy I think you like best. How can this go wrong? It's simple as a sing...Read Full Lyrics

I was stuck inside on the night it snowed in the middle of August — yeah, it piled up in the road — and I was staring out the window. I walked out and closed the screen door be...Read Full Lyrics

I was the perfect martyr for that mission, in plainclothes uncut hair. While shaking hands, accepting the position, I factored the bus fare — and it was twenty cents more than I ...Read Full Lyrics

"Welcome home" are the words that Theresa mumbled to the room. No one heard, and her statement, it echoed into the vacuum. T-shirts heard her sigh, folded, barely dry on the hamper...Read Full Lyrics

When your seasoning salt comes back in season, you're going to decorate your plate with that. I hear the impatience in your voice now and I wonder why you ever dried your socks on ...Read Full Lyrics

My tumbling ocean of dismay! A life jacket is putting up a fight. By the bathroom you wish to say, "It's not an ocean at all." One must ask what is it then? "A small puddle in a cl...Read Full Lyrics

I waited under cover of the moon. I waited there with fifteen jokers, hymnals out of tune, vocalizing of first loves and second tries. I waited for your eyes; I waited for your eye...Read Full Lyrics

I slept four hours, not enough for one night. I awoke and I spoke but the words, they were meaningless. I slipped toes into shoes and laced tight. Between you and #2 plastic bags I...Read Full Lyrics