Dave: (Clears Throat) Excuse Me. Can I tell you a story?
Chris: Yeah, lay it on us man
Dave: Okay, it goes like this
Time will forward into insanity
I have got the cure
Eighteen m...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Presidents of the United States of America
Ow!
([Spoken through gritted teeth:] "Wanna push it, wanna rip it, wanna kill it!")
Girls, girls, girls, girls are so polite
They don't crush everything that they see
You can tak...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Presidents of the United States of America
Chours:
Movin' to the country,
Gonna eat a lot of peaches
Movin' to the country,
Gonna eat me a lot of peaches
Movin' to the country,
Gonna eat a lot of peaches
Movin' to the count...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Presidents of the United States of America
You're on the highway and Road Runner goes beep-beep
Just step aside or you might end up in a heap
Road Runner, Road Runner runs on the road all day
Even the Coyote can't make him ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Presidents of the United States of America
Little puffy cloud with a tongue
Floatin' over a cheese puff rug a lug
If I had a choice between those two
You know I'd obviously choose the one with the puffy little shoes
Shoe o...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Presidents of the United States of America
Standing up high on a mountain top
Looking at the valley below
Mary Poppins flies by on a rattlesnake and
I burry my head in the Egyptian snow
Robert Goulet on the River Nile
Blue...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Presidents of the United States of America
I invited Sam and Ella Poison
They brought their blushin' daughter, stuffed into a tux
I invited all the guitar heroes
We threw away the guest list, and lost a thousand bucks
I ca...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Presidents of the United States of America
He's the boy
With the messy mind
It's hard to find
The time to clear it
He's the boy
With the broken brain
Not insane
But never happy
Sharpen up those fangs
Not insane
But never ha...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Presidents of the United States of America
Here come Monday mornin'
Life is open wide
I hide my fat bites
Here come Tuesday mornin'
Sun is cold and low
I don't care, I'm in the flow
(I gotta) Shortwave! Soul creep!
Shortw...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Presidents of the United States of America
All my friends are green and red
All my friends are stop signs, Spoonman
All my friends are big and tall
All my friends shop at the shopping mall, Spoonman
Spoonman, take my probl...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Presidents of the United States of America