Not-so-funny, Kinda Boring, Corny Lyrics

I hate: its hills, its smell, the fact there's never a fucking parking space, its wind, its freeways, and when I drive the wrong way down a one way street. I hate San Francisco....Read Full Lyrics

Religious propaganda weighs on me It's pushing Stop pushing Confrontation's not for me I still do the right things but an eye for an eye Go to hell? I can't/won't/don't believe May...Read Full Lyrics

so dark outsidethe nights i would cryas if your star came down from the skyand burned out my eyesmade my heart weaki reached out my armsonly to fall asleepand when i was fallingi t...Read Full Lyrics

Far better than a falafel, it's more simple than a waffle. If it lands butter-side down I can throw it at the seagulls. White bread, wheat bread, multi-grain, sourdough… it's par...Read Full Lyrics

Matt likes to tell jokes Matt enjoys his smokes, but most of all he likes the draw of where you pinch a loaf Matt likes to drink beer, he holds it very dear But not as much as suck...Read Full Lyrics

Hello, my name is Greg, I teach at UCLA and I'm the singer for a punk-rock band. I write three-chord songs that sure aren't very long and use big words no one understands. And my b...Read Full Lyrics

just got my first real dose of the superstar vitamin in Japan, a foreign land. Playing in a punk rock band. I was a token model American (to them anyway). Signing autographs, one b...Read Full Lyrics

I've already tried that path and if you do the math you'd see that seven years is 1/3 of my life. One year ago today we went our separate ways. So why is it that she is still on my...Read Full Lyrics

He actually made it over 1,200 days without ever paying any attention to his nads. But at 19, with no girlfriend, and working at a video store with it's own porn room must have tak...Read Full Lyrics

you're nicecut meright nowlet me know just how deep this could bebut if i stay cleanhow will i ever remember you againso make me bleed foreverleave these feathers redso redi wont f...Read Full Lyrics