Novelty Sweater Lyrics

Held in a bong hit, sitting in aHot tub in south Wisconsin. I feelamazing when I’m all aloneswitching between porn and RobocopTurned off my cellphone, drank a bottleof wine and r...Read Full Lyrics

Spent the whole weekend in bedSummoning all of the garbage withinTo skate figure eights in my headShit-smearing the ice ‘til I’d rather be dead.So don’t wait for meYou’re b...Read Full Lyrics

I didn’t know that he got in a car crashWe could have been friends, could have got marriedCould have had grandkids, sent them to collegeOr at least attended each other’s weddin...Read Full Lyrics

She’s on the western side looking at the Jersey skyline.She’s in a real bad mood so she couldn’t write back to you.She’s had the longest day and it’s a gridlocked highway...Read Full Lyrics

As I desaturate the fertile greens, I wanna tell you I Don't perpetuate these western schemes but I can't stop laughing at The shortsightedness of childhood dreams where we're all ...Read Full Lyrics

Staring down at your hands trying hard to react toWhat they said, and they’re your friends but the words they escape youIf you can’t even speak how can anyone love you?They’r...Read Full Lyrics

I’ve been trapped inside a sharpMental picture of your heartWaiting for me to come homeBut I can’t get home.Might as well be no one, no one....Read Full Lyrics

Cliche malaise in a dumb conversationPredictable drama for 5 AM exitsFridays they only pick up the recyclingSo thank god it’s Monday ‘cause I’m useless garbage.I can relateIâ...Read Full Lyrics

Burn my Mona LisaI would like another chanceTo put stars in her eyes,Fire pipes in the skyAnd brass knuckles on her hands.She can breatheShe can seeWhen you’re not watching.Throw...Read Full Lyrics