OBVIOUSLY Lyrics

Heard about Vicki from a guy named Dan.She’s got blonde hair and a salon tan.She makes you feel like you’re the only man she knows.Vicky never needs to criticize.She will swall...Read Full Lyrics

Crazy guy…Why aren’t you obsessed with me?Why are you obsessed with her?I’m crazy ‘bout you, crazy guy.I’m friendly to you.I meet your crazy gaze.I’m crazy ‘bout your...Read Full Lyrics

You know those girls who seem like they’re really cool… until you realize that everything that’s cool about them is something they sucked out of their ex-boyfriends? You know...Read Full Lyrics

Ellen is restless.Ellen needs space.Ellen gets antsyShe hates to stay in one place.She’s indecisive.She can’t commit.New York’s too coldL.A.’s full of shit.When New York fe...Read Full Lyrics

I used to wait for a perfect tenBut I’m never gonna go there againWhen I need love I get a fixFrom a six.She likes to hang out every nightMy friends all thinks sheís very bright...Read Full Lyrics

Steve Baylor’s finally getting married.Who’s the lucky girl?Steve was a bachelor for life.Now he’s a guy with a ball and chain.She must have some kind of rack!He called up al...Read Full Lyrics

It’s summerSo you can see my nipplesYes, it’s summerNipples, nipples, nipplesIn the summerN-n-n-na-na-na-naMelons…Who can concentrate with all these boobies in our faces?Can ...Read Full Lyrics

It’s OK to be fatIt’s OK to be loudOK to be dumbIt’s OK to be proudAnd if you think your cat’s a gourmetIt’s OKIt’s OK to be rudeIt’s OK do be denseOK to shoot if itâ...Read Full Lyrics

Some days you suck.Some days you drive me up a wall.Some days when I’m with you I get lonesome for my friends.But just when I’ve made my mind upSomething changes it againAnd it...Read Full Lyrics

Well, it was written there in your bloodThat we were all forged out of them allAs you sat quietly in your antique chair, and staredI gave it all I could, and I, I gave it hellWell,...Read Full Lyrics