Ode De Toilet (The Toilet Song) Lyrics

Rush hour traffic Always puts me in a bad mood I got chewed out by the boss today And now I'm stuck on highway 92 Then you call me on my cellphone While I'm cussing out a Cadillac ...Read Full Lyrics

So you ruffled some feathers, yeah, you've done it now Turned the tables in the temple clean upside down You're out on a ledge and one thing's for sure When you've got 'em all wish...Read Full Lyrics

(feat. Carrie Underwood) [Brad Paisley] Strong like a mother holds her child Free as horses running wild And real as a prayer on a lonely night And sure as the ocean tide [Both] ...Read Full Lyrics

I opened my eyes, look at the clock, It says eight fifteen, Stumble out of bed, fumble down the hall, Still half asleep. Opened up a window, opened up the paper, And put some coff...Read Full Lyrics

She'd rather wear a pair of cut-off jeans Than an evening dress And with the windows rolled down And her hair blowin all around Well, she's a hot Southern mess She'd take a beer o...Read Full Lyrics

I'm sittin' on the fender of someone else's truck Drinkin' Old Crow Whiskey and hot 7 Up Out in the parkin' lot You can hear the band playin' Right through the walls Ain't no cove...Read Full Lyrics

Well, Christina waits on tables at Clarabelle's Cafe Now she's waitin' on a bench for Johnny At the end of another hard day Hey, hey, he just got paid for washin' all them cars The...Read Full Lyrics

I work down at the pizza pit And I drive and old Hyundai I still live with my mom and dad I'm 5'3 and overweight I'm a Sci-fi fanatic Mild athsmatic Never been to 2nd base But the...Read Full Lyrics

You were a pain girl, a thorn in my side Drove me insane girl, a white-knuckle ride So why do I go lookin' through old photographs And chase you down the hallways of our checkered ...Read Full Lyrics

If she was a drink She'd be a single-barrelled Bourbon on ice Smooth with a kick A chill and a burn all At the same time She's Sunday drive meets High speed chase She ain't just a...Read Full Lyrics