Ode To Hootie Lyrics

I was walking down the hall looking at the carpet one day and I thought,"Hey, what if I was a carpet? I think I'd be pretty angry!"I really feel sorry for carpetsThey get get walke...Read Full Lyrics

ANNOUNCER: We now join our hero Sandpaper Man flying high in the sky over a small town, hoping to see nothing but peace... SANDPAPER MAN: Ahhh, what a great day! The clean air prov...Read Full Lyrics

Ooo ahh, yeah ahh, mmm ahh, yeah, ohskidley dah dah dahWhat a wonderful day, the suns out. It's like my heart's restored.Yeah ooh, fff oohLook at the trees the leaves are on them, ...Read Full Lyrics

Ah (singing) Ah (singing)I could see you'd never want to stayThe heroes will die off todayMaybe now the drama will arriveYou're sick of being in harms way It's over now so close yo...Read Full Lyrics

I talked one on one with the Pope todayAnd he's REALLY pissed offHe told me, and I quote,"I hate this fuckin' job..."He ranted on and on about how much he wishesHe could have lived...Read Full Lyrics

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ANNOUNCER: Again, we join our hero Sandpaper Man flying high in the sky over a small town, hoping to see nothing but peace... SANDPAPER MAN: Ahhh, what a great day! The clean air p...Read Full Lyrics

Where should I start?You're sleeping with his heartAnd it's all your fault everythingIt's all your fault I'm listeningKiss through it allRepeat the times I fallAnd plays my head li...Read Full Lyrics

They never gave Boo-Berry a chance did they?He was always the smallest of the three cereal characters.He never really said anything to promote his cereal,He just sat there and floa...Read Full Lyrics

Don't leave me nowThe walls are blankYou push my lookYou shove awayWe both know thingsWill never changeBetween these wallsIt often rains And I know and I know and I know the soundY...Read Full Lyrics