Ode to an Accidental Stabbing Lyrics

ASH"Cheryl, I`m really getting sick of you trying to kill me! You see this?This is my BOOMSTICK! It`s a twelve gauge, double barrel, Brimington. S-Mart's top of the line!You can fi...Read Full Lyrics

DEADITES"Now we honor the NecronomiconNow we honor the NecronomiconNow we honor the NecronomiconNow we honor the Necronomicon"EVIL SCOTT"Now we honor the Necronomicon with our very...Read Full Lyrics

ASHIt's time, to fulfill my purposeIn life, we are born with a destinyIt's time, to accept my callingTo go on a ravenous demon killing spree!It's time to finally take a standFight ...Read Full Lyrics

ASH"What? What?! No! No, it can't be! You're coming back to life. No, I killed you. I killed you all! You're dead!"DEADITESYou must realizeWe will never dieWe're already deadWe've ...Read Full Lyrics

ASH"...And that, loyal S-Mart customers, is how I saved all of mankind."FEMALE DEADITE"Look who's evil now!"ASH"Lady! I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store."FEMAL...Read Full Lyrics

ASH"So, do you screw-heads believe I can save you from Candarian demons now?"MALE CUSTOMER (1)Well we thought you were fucking with usMALE CUSTOMER (2)We thought you were a lying p...Read Full Lyrics

ASH"Groovy."...Read Full Lyrics

I feel my heart beating...His eyes are beaming...He's got me in a sense of serenity...I wanna walk over and talk to you...Tell you what I'm feeling inside...You, you got me feeling...Read Full Lyrics

I get up early just to sit aroundA cup of coffee, man, I'm pacing the floorI'm way too wired, I can't settle downI smoked a pack between this morning and fourThe phone is ringing, ...Read Full Lyrics

You know where the door isDon't let it hit you from behindI know where the floor isAnd I'll lower that bar in record timeAll I need's a bad excuseTo put one down and purge you from...Read Full Lyrics