Ode to Dan Lyrics

Ha llegado el tiempo de decir adiósYa los días no tienen el mismo brilloSufro más estando junto a ti mi amorQue cuando te alejas de mi ladoHe llegado a un paso de el abismoMe ca...Read Full Lyrics

Roses are red, violets are violetHere's my number, why don't you dial it?Roses are red, violets are notGoddamn, you're so fuckin' hotRoses are red, violets are bluePornhub is down,...Read Full Lyrics

Well, she's got an ex-fiancé with a big ol' dickAnd an old sugar daddy who doesn't want to quitShe seems to have a history of birth control misuseTop it all off with some daddy is...Read Full Lyrics

Driving fast and wasting gasI don't make shit unless I haul assThis dude is sure his food will be coldThis pizza thing is getting so oldI ring the bell and wait for an answerHow lo...Read Full Lyrics

Well, he lost his job and he's quite the slobHe's just lounging around all dayThat's a permanent ass-dent in your sofaLooks like he's here to stayWell, I'm going to level with youI...Read Full Lyrics

I hit the gas, I'm going fastMy boss is an ass, please don't be mad (Please don't be mad)Don't yell at me, I'm at hyper speedWe aim to please, there's no guarantee(We make no guara...Read Full Lyrics

Well I go to work and I throw some doughThen I roll on home just to smoke a bowlAnd I waste my night and blow all my cashJust chasing some piece of assPizza, pot, and pussyThese ar...Read Full Lyrics

I just can't think straight when I've got her on my mindI've got the perfect plan to break the iceOh, I'll set the mood and let her know that I'm a manThere'll be no more lonely ni...Read Full Lyrics

Went up on the hill about twelve o'clockReached right back and got me a poleWent to the hardware and got me a hookAttached that line right on that hookSays you've been a-fishin' al...Read Full Lyrics

I'm going away, babe, and it won't be longI'm going away and it won't be longI'm going away and it won't be longJust as sure as that train leaves out of that Mobile yardJust as sur...Read Full Lyrics