Old School Lyrics

I don't believe this! I get rid of those two evil maniacs who try to ruin my show And I get two evil guests who are trying to ruin my show Feh! Just who came up with the stupid id...Read Full Lyrics

Scared of a bunch of water, then get out the rain Order a rapper for lunch and spit out the chain Then kick a lungee of the tip of his timbo And trick a honey dip into a game of of...Read Full Lyrics

Not a lot of bling When he do the thing, bada boom, bada bing From the womb to the tomb Get that ricotta, bada bing, bada boom Doom, your reputation precedes you Wail 'til you cra...Read Full Lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we all lived through the 70's The clothes, the music, the heartwarming but rarely amusing Ziggy cartoons Now, later, who are we to look at these t...Read Full Lyrics

Well, Debbie thinks this is all about her biological clock And I She stopped screaming long enough to tell you that? Huh? No no no no, no, the other Debbie Debbie the teacher? O...Read Full Lyrics

The fat is in the fire, a fryer made of chicken wire Gettin' sick and tired of a friggin' liar Pelican, with some very soft mangoes A closet full of skeletons and terry cloth Kango...Read Full Lyrics

The Villain ain't rhymin off cred alone Let him get some cognac, a mic and a headphone Smoke the mirrors, caught her in the mix Couldn't read the shorthand for mortars and bricks I...Read Full Lyrics

Everybody talkin 'bout pistols, gats is borin' He came with a new topic to flip you, vats of urine All pro, check the stats, his style scorin' While you at it, double check that Cr...Read Full Lyrics