Oliver Cromwell Lyrics

I'm so worried about what's happening today,In the Middle East, you know?And I'm so worried about the baggage retrievalSystem they've got at Heathrow.I'm so worried about the fashi...Read Full Lyrics

"Well the weather for the whole areaWill continue much the same as the past few daysTemperatures seventeen centigrade, that's forty-nine FahrenheitWinds will freshen later tonight ...Read Full Lyrics

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penisIsn't it frightfully good to have a dongIt's swell to have a stiffyIt's divine to own a dickFrom the tiniest little tadgerTo the world's bigges...Read Full Lyrics

Presenter Hello, good evening, and welcome to'Blackmail'! And to start tonight's programme, we go toPreston in Lancashire, and Mrs Betty Teal!Cut to a slightly blurred black and wh...Read Full Lyrics

We're Knights of the Round Table.We dance whene'er we're able.We do routines and chorus scenesWith footwork impeccable.We dine well here in Camelot.We eat ham and jam and spam a lo...Read Full Lyrics

Here comes another oneHere it comes againHere comes another oneWhen will it ever end?I know whatever it isI've not seen one beforeBut here comes another oneAnd here comes a bunch o...Read Full Lyrics

Some things in life are badThey can really make you madOther things just make you swear and curseWhen you're chewing on life's gristleDon't grumble, give a whistleAnd this'll help ...Read Full Lyrics

Beethoven's gone, but his music lives on,And Mozart don't go shopping no more.You'll never meet Liszt or Brahms again,And Elgar doesn't answer the door.Schubert and Chopin used to ...Read Full Lyrics

Finland , Finland , FinlandThe country where I want to bePony trekking or camping or just watch T.V.Finland , Finland , FinlandIt's the country for meYou're so near to Russia so fa...Read Full Lyrics

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