Once Upon a Time Lyrics

One 'n one is eleven! Two 'n two is twenty-two! Won't somebody kindly tell me, What's the government is tryin' t' do... Dickie's just to tricky For a chump like me to use You take ...Read Full Lyrics

Well, right about that time people A fur-trapper who was strictly from commercial Had the unmitigated audacity to jump up from behind my igloo peekaboo And he started into whippin'...Read Full Lyrics

The mystery man came over And he said I'm outta sight He said for a nominal service charge I could reach nirvana tonight If I was ready, willing and able To pay him his regular fee...Read Full Lyrics

I'm cryin' I'm cryin' Cryin' for Sharleena. Can't you see I called up all my baby's friends 'N ask'n um Where she done went. But nobody 'round here seems to know, Where my Sharlee...Read Full Lyrics

Flies all green and buzzin' In this dungeon of despair Prisoners grumblin Piss they clothes Scratch their matted hair A tiny light from a window-hole Hundred yards away That all th...Read Full Lyrics

Frank zappa (guitar, vocals) Mark volman (vocals) Howard kaylan (vocals) Jeff simmons (bass) George duke (keyboards) Ian underwood (keyboards, alto saxophone) Aynsley dunbar (drums...Read Full Lyrics