One To One Lyrics

Don't need to press no button gotta walk right on in Every cat and kitten here is wearin a grin Drinks are the Tiki 8 ft. ruler of the bar Eats is in the icebox and the pickle jar ...Read Full Lyrics

2 yrs, 4 yrs, what makes it seem so long for people to react with such indecency? I'm making it go, think for a while There makes are enough for 4 Hey scream, flush the toilet just...Read Full Lyrics

Thick ass stout. Thick ass stout.I gotta go up to your bartender, ask him for a glass of water down the side. As I would say... hey!'Cause I'm thick ass stout ya'll. Don't, don't g...Read Full Lyrics

Introducing Ms. Margaret Cho She's the asian valley girl who's got much to show She kind of looks like Connie Chung, but in her own slutty way It's Margaret Cho It's Margaret's sho...Read Full Lyrics

Can't sleep once again Too many things on my mind I wish I could change the ways That I have spent my time Too lazy to get up And help my father with the chores I'm sure I'm not a...Read Full Lyrics

It's not what you say that makes or breaks,But how you say it that savesThe conversation you're now involved in..."You idiot!!!"Welcome to our house where it's all so very simple,W...Read Full Lyrics

T´ain´t no big thing To wait for the bell to ring T´ain´t no big thing The toll of the bell Aggravated - spare for days I troll downtown the red light place Jump up bubble up -...Read Full Lyrics

I’m a taste test, at the beast fest,Got your crest on my breastTake one look at your cookFeed yourself, I'm on a hookAt this feast of oursThe feast taste, you could sayPaints my ...Read Full Lyrics

“What we need right now is a super cop...”“Ok. Ha ha ha ha ha ha haha!”“Ha ha ha ha ha ha haha! Ok, very convincing!”...Read Full Lyrics

Bye bye baby, baby bye bye,Bye bye baby, baby bye bye.You can't keep me, no matter how you try,Bye bye baby, baby bye bye.You always claimed to be a winner,You said you'd take that...Read Full Lyrics