One Armed Man Lyrics

Phantom maggot got his look straight out of a comic book, Phantom maggot's right on time always fighting maggot crime, He puts maggot villains in their place disappears without a t...Read Full Lyrics

I saw her just last night, cheering at the football game Well I swore she smiled at me, I swore she called my name I'm gonna make her mine, just you wait and see All the guys will ...Read Full Lyrics

Don't wanna go to work today Don't wanna go to work at all I don't wanna punch the clock I just wanna punch the wall Well I'm gonna take a walk Gonna leave it all behind Well I've ...Read Full Lyrics

They came from the sky with their parachutes on Soviet troops, Operation Red Dawn Bolshevik Commies from the cold war Back to attack the American shore They came through the water ...Read Full Lyrics

Please stay tuned! Please stay tuned! Please stay tuned! Don't change the channel now I'm tuned to you, are you tuned to me? Please stay tuned! Please stay tuned! Please stay tune...Read Full Lyrics

Don't talk to me I don't want to hear about The same thing constantly That's something I can live without 'Cause my head like my apartment is an overcrowded fucking mess, Full of ...Read Full Lyrics

It's the ancient tale of the evil chinaman, That crossed the sea with his gun and secret plan To take over the usa, he's gonna try it again today He'll turn the whole world into Ch...Read Full Lyrics

[Written by Ben Weasel] Gotta wait It out Gotta wait It out Gotta wait It out Gotta wait for her Gotta wait for her Gotta wait for her Times are tough, but she's gotta make up h...Read Full Lyrics

War of the worlds It's all coming down Laser beams and Bombs Are the only sound Flying silver discs Coming from the sky They wanna kill us all They wanna see us die Man or machine ...Read Full Lyrics

Today I'm dragging ass, because last night I stayed up late. I was reading Superman, DC Comics fifty-eight And when I saw his X-Ray vision, now I want some, too. So I turned to pag...Read Full Lyrics